October 2007
6 posts
BBC NEWS | Entertainment | JK Rowling outs... →
Good to see J. K. Rowling is taking advantage of the fact that Harry Potter is over, so she doesn’t need to give a fuck about it any more. So Dumbledore is gay. If I were her, I’d make up a load of other bullshittery. Here are a few I’d like to hear: Hagrid is a convicted paedophile Harry sleeps with Hermione in the future, causing her and Ron to split up and Ron to never see his...
Penis Eating
I watched a film called ‘Grimm Love’ last night. Or, most of it. It’s based on the true story of Armin Miewes, a German cannibal who posted an ad on the internet looking for a ‘well built 18-30 year old to be slaughtered and then consumed’, to which Bernd Brandes responded and volunteered, for some odd, gay related reason. I watched it because the story was...
Next
I watched the film Next the other day. I dont really like Nicholas Cage (although I’ve been criticised for this, as I havent seen Con Air or Face/Off), and I hate confusing films involving time travel (like Deja Vu, where Denzel Washington can see four days into the past, because apparently time moves in a horseshoe shap motion- whatever the fuck that means), so this film wasn’t a...
Some movie reviews
I’ve watched a hell of a lot of movies in the past 5 days. Here’s a few (very short) reviews. 300. A combination of violence, comic book stylings, cool one liners and slow motion. Seriously, I think if he slow motion was at normal speed the film would be half the length. Anyway, freaking awesome. 5/5 Zodiac. In the trailers it looks like a horror thriller kind of thing, but in reality...
Halo, Manchester and Wispas
Another boring update on my gap year Wednesday 26/9. I did the midnight opening for Halo 3. This was good fun. I’ve done a midnight opening before (PS3 and 360 launches), but theyre a rare occurrence. A surprising amount of people showed up to get their hands on the most anticipated game ever; maybe about 80 in total, with probably about 20 of those picking up the £70 ‘Legendary’...
