September 2011
8 posts
Crazy JJB Lady
I have an induction session booked at the gym tomorrow. Yes, me in a gym, har har very funny I know. I like doing exercise, it makes my brain work more, but I get very little at the moment, so gym it is! With this in mind, I needed to buy some gymwear so I look my best when I’m pumping these guns.
I left it very late in the day to go to town. People who follow this blog, or my twitter, or...
I got a package in the post the other day.
It was a STUFFED TIGER. As in like, a toy. It wasn’t a taxidermy delivery. I’m not sure taxidermists even deliver. Anywho, it looks like this:
Grr. Cute eh? And why did someone send me a cuddly tiger? Because I’m too nice.
No, really. Too nice.
I was approached by a WWF charity mugger type a month ago and, since I’m too polite to just ignore people, I chatted to her....
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
I went to the cinema yesterday to see All-Star-Cold-War-Spy-Thriller flick, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. It’s a bit complicated. Like, I might need to see it a few more times, accompanied by some kind of Sparknotes, a basic knowledge of the cold war and somebody who can explain what’s happening, type complicated. I was going to pretend to Grace that I understood every second and it was...
Once again, this bitch needs to be kick-started. Is that a phrase?
My blog is my favourite thing to write, and ideas only pop into my head when interesting (and generally embarrassing) things happen to me. My excuse for not writing as much recently is that bugger all has been going on in my post-university life.
However, recently, I was thinking about the poet Emily Dickinson. Dickinson lived in...
Starbucks replied.
Dear Alex, Thank you for taking the time to contact Starbucks Coffee Company with your suggestion for a new Christmas dinner inspired drink, it sounds delicious and is a very creative way to enjoy a British favorite on the go. Our range is regularly reviewed to ensure it offers a varied selection of quality beverages and we value customer feedback about our menu. As part of this process we also...
I'm super bored so I sent this to Starbucks UK.
Dear Starbucks,
Now that we’re half way through September, people are begrudgingly becoming aware of the fact that Christmas is lurking around the corner. The cold weather, financial strain and prospect of spending time with one’s family can drain people and make them feel deflated. One redeeming factor of the holiday season, to use a horrible Americanism, is the arrival of your...
“Right, this is ridiculous now. I need to get back into blogging mode! Any...”
