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Eight and nine days post-shave

I’m sort of getting used to having a beard, albeit a slightly pathetic one. Growth wise, it’s still going, but not much further than the image in my last post. It’s still the case that nobody’s really said anything about it. This means one of two things: 1) it doesn’t look abnormal and maybe even kind of suits me, or 2) it looks stupid and everybody I know is too polite to mention it.

Either way, I feel like it’s appropriate for my current lifestyle, i.e. that of a lazy bum. The other day I bought and consumed a pack of four toffee yum yums within an hour! Then yesterday I did absolutely nothing of note, unless starting series 2 of Dexter counts?

I go to Starbucks quite a lot at the moment, often to read. I dunno what it is, but I like having people around me when I read. Either way, I feel that a beard fits the poncey image of the Starbucks reader. Next step, buy an iPad. That will complete the image.

I have work for six hours tomorrow. Surely I will receive some kind of derisive comments! I’m almost hoping for it; give me feedback, people!